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Ahhh, Relaxing on a rooftop was nice. Defenitely more relaxing than getting shot at 24/7. maybe he would take a nap... and so he did. but he woke up to unfamiliar voices all around him.
"What is it?"
"Is it a monster?"
"Will it eat us?" through it all, he heard a very royal sounding voice.
"Now, Now Settle down everypony." EVERYPONY?! He quickly shot up, staring at the royal one.
"Where the hell am I?!" she simply stared back calmly.
"Relax stranger, you are safe here... though I must ask, Why do you have no mouth or a snout?" he chuckled slightly.
"First of all: I never had a snout to begin with. Second off: I'm wearing a mask, see?" he casually took off his mask to show her before putting it back on.
"I have never seen a talking horse bef-" One of the smaller ones rudely interrupted him.
"Ponies. Were ponies."
"Anyways, Can I ask you're name?" she smiled before nodding.
"Of course. I am Princess Celestia."
"Nice to meet you Celestia, I have a real name but I dont trust you ponies enough to not ambush me at one point. you guys can call me spider-man or you can just call me spidey for short."
As much as they wanted to yell at him for not adressing Celestia with respect, they felt outmatched considering He towered over celestia who was the largest pony they knew. however their thoughts were cut short when they heard fire ponies trying to put out a burning building with a little pony still trapped inside and crying. he started jogging up to the building before he stopped behind them.
"What's the problem here?"
"A filly got stuck on the third floor! huh? where are you going?" he barged past them.
"to save their life." He quickly ran into the building and followed the crying until he came to a door. he tried to open it a few times before realizing that it wouldn't open.
"Hold on! I'm gonna kick the door down, I'm gonna get you out of here!" one. two. THREE *CRASH* he quickly scooped up the crying filly and ran down the stairs just as they collapsed. he heard a few ponies quietly sobbing before he kicked the door down while holding the filly. he put her down before leaning against the wall while coughing. celestia patted his shoulder.
"Calm yourself Spider-man, You and the filly shall both be escorted to a hospital." he sighed before losing consciousness.
*A FEW DAYS LATER*
He woke up after being poked in his very private parts.
"HEY HEY HEY!! No touching that bit!"
"S-Sorry! Its policy that we make sure everything is unscorched... Oh! We have a few mares and fillies that wanted to see you when you were awake. I'll go get them..." A few minutes later 5 adult mares came in along with 3 fillies.
"...Hi? oh hey your that little pony I rescued from that burning building!"
"My name's scootaloo. and thank you for saving me."
"It's what I do kid..." he got slapped across the face by A blue pony.
"You were a idiot doing that! but... you did save her life.. but how did you just walk right in and come out almost unscathed?"
"Because I ran as fast as I could to get her and get out." he tried getting up before they all chimed in to keep him down.
“Hey, I have rights you kn-“
“And we have rules. Now if you’ll please wait just another 10 minutes, You’ll be let out!” He groaned slightly before relaxing, true to their word 10 minutes later he was allowed to be let go. He noticed a letter for him from the princess on his way out. He opened it while walking.
*Dear Spider-man
As I’m sure you are aware, Equestria is a very large place. Perhaps you would stay here at the castle? After all, You proved your place by rescuing a filly without consent for your own life. Oh, My pupil; Twilight Sparkle shall be moving to ponyville to make friends. Between you and me, She’s been a shut away her entire life.
-Princess Celestia* he stared for a few minutes before being poked by.. .ohhhh what was her name, Sparity? No. parity? Defenitely not! Rar.. Rarity! Finally!
“Yes Rarity??”
“I simply MUST know who designed your clothes! Ohhh I bet it was my rival…” he scratched the back of his head awkwardly.
“Actually, I designed it myself… around 10 years ago. Looking back it is kind of cliché..” she gasped.
“Don’t say that! this was ahead of its time at the uh… time.” He flushed under the mask.
“Thanks rarity… But ah.. I have to go soon.” They all looked sad.
“But why? You haven’t even met everyone!”
“Celestia invited me to stay at the castle, And I’m not about to make her mad.” They all saw a purple unicorn awkwardly walk across the road before they went to greet her. Once she looked at him she suddenly became giddy.
“You’re a human! I’ve been researching humans for a few years now!” he smiled before heading off towards canterlot.
“Why are you going to canterlot?”
“I was “Invited” To stay at the castle. Not about to anger Princess celestia” that statement made Twilight utterly speechless!
“a- bu- I- have fun…” once he arrived at the castle at least 20 guards pointed spears at him.
“State you’re business with the princess!” He showed them the letter before they gasped.
“Our apologies, We didn’t realize you would be so tall.. Please go ahead!” they cleared a path to the throne room for him before he slowly entered.
“I see you’ve made you’re decision.” He nodded before bowing out of respect.
“I have. I see what you meant by twilight being a shut away…”
“Yes. A guard shall show you to you’re room. “
“Thank you princess, um.. Word of advice. Don’t surprise me. I may accidently release a web.”
END OF CHAPTER
